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ALTA 209 (February 2009)

Incept Date: 4.23.2008 (data gathering starts)

Target Date: February 2009 through to July 2009

Part Zero: anticipated 05.10.2008

Notes from the Nutjob Management:

 

The ALTA report series 209 is now closed for subscription. It will be available for purchase as a PDF via the link of the Products button.

Standard Warning: Read this as if your sanity depended on it.

Be advised that here we attempt to gnaw about the broad outline of developing events in phenomenal world by a method of our own devising involving the use of shifting lexical patterns among other aberrant thoughts.

Be advised that our ALTA report series are based on this technique.

Be advised that these reports are prepared for entertainment purposes only, and any correlation between anything that may appear within any of our reports and the developing circumstances of your life or planetary environment is entirely within your own perception. Your mind is not under our control, and therefore not our responsibility.

Be advised that your subscription is taken as proof that you have read our warnings, and that you are explicitly agreeing to hold us harmless for anything that may ever happen to you which may or may not arise from reading the ALTA reports. Further, your subscription is an acknowledgement that you are desperate for bizarre entertainment and are purchasing this subscription to satisfy that urge.

Be advised that this subscription is expensive, both to produce and to purchase. DO NOT subscribe to this series unless the amount below is a trivality. You will likely *not* gain proportionate value from spending your resources on this report. Stated again for clarity: you will likely *NOT* get your money's worth from this report series.

Disclaimer of Responsibility and Statement of Ownership:

Be advised that it is not our responsibility if the words in our reports actually mirror developing circumstance. If universe provides substance to our fictions, that is not our doing, and we accept no responsibility for accuracy of any kind, success or failure.

Be advised that the Nutjob management of HalfPastHuman is solely, and entirely responsible for the ALTA reports and with the exception of the UrbanSurvival site, we allow no discretionary re-postings/republishing. From time to time, quotations are allowed on other sites under express written permission. Be advised that if you do not access it from this site, it is likely not our ALTA reports, but some very poor imitation.

ALTA 209 Report Series Details:

This series began data collection on April 23, 2008 and has a target date range of December 2008 for shorter term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of June of 2009.

The immediacy target of this ALTA 209 series is September/October of 2008.

The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 70+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.

To purchase the ALTA 209 series as a ZIP file of all the reports, each in PDF format, for $360 US Dollars, use this link below:

ALTA 1308 (December 2008/January 2009)

Incept Date: 2.15.2008 (data gathering starts)

Target Date: December 2008 through to March 2009

Part Zero: 03.05.2008

Notes from the Nutjob Management:

 

The ALTA report series 1308 is now closed for subscription. It will be available for purchase as a zip file of the PDFs via the link of the Products button.

The new series ALTA December 2008 began data gathering on February 15, 2008. Details can be found below.

Standard Warning: Read this as if your sanity depended on it.

Be advised that here we attempt to gnaw about the broad outline of developing events in phenomenal world by a method of our own devising involving the use of shifting lexical patterns among other aberrant thoughts.

Be advised that our ALTA report series are based on this technique.

Be advised that these reports are prepared for entertainment purposes only, and any correlation between anything that may appear within any of our reports and the developing circumstances of your life or planetary environment is entirely within your own perception. Your mind is not under our control, and therefore not our responsibility.

Be advised that your subscription is taken as proof that you have read our warnings, and that you are explicitly agreeing to hold us harmless for anything that may ever happen to you which may or may not arise from reading the ALTA reports. Further, your subscription is an acknowledgement that you are desperate for bizarre entertainment and are purchasing this subscription to satisfy that urge.

Be advised that this subscription is expensive, both to produce and to purchase. DO NOT subscribe to this series unless the amount below is a trivality. You will likely *not* gain proportionate value from spending your resources on this report. Stated again for clarity: you will likely *NOT* get your money's worth from this report series.

Disclaimer of Responsibility and Statement of Ownership:

Be advised that it is not our responsibility if the words in our reports actually mirror developing circumstance. If universe provides substance to our fictions, that is not our doing, and we accept no responsibility for accuracy of any kind, success or failure.

Be advised that the Nutjob management of HalfPastHuman is solely, and entirely responsible for the ALTA reports and with the exception of the UrbanSurvival site, we allow no discretionary re-postings/republishing. From time to time, quotations are allowed on other sites under express written permission. Be advised that if you do not access it from this site, it is likely not our ALTA reports, but some very poor imitation.

ALTA 1308 Report Series Details:

This series begins data collection on February 15, 2008 and has a target date range of October 2008 for shorter term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of Maarch of 2009.

The immediacy target of this ALTA 1308 series is July/August of 2008.

The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 70+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.

Our first report segment is expected to be posted by March 5, 2008. This will be the introduction to the series which may include charts from recent ALTA series as a point of departure for the discussion. We anticipate that there will be at least 5/five dynamic parts to the series with postings extending over the 6 weeks following the posting of the Introduction.

To purchase the ALTA 1308 series as a ZIP file of all the reports, each in PDF format, for $300 US Dollars, use this link below:

ALTA 1008 (October 2008)

Incept Date: 12.07.2007 (data gathering starts)

Target Date: October 2008 through to January 2009

Part Zero: posted 12.31.2007

Notes from the Nutjob Management:

 

The ALTA report series 1008 is now closed for subscription.

Standard Warning: Read this as if your sanity depended on it.

Be advised that here we attempt to gnaw about the broad outline of developing events in phenomenal world by a method of our own devising involving the use of shifting lexical patterns among other aberrant thoughts.

Be advised that our ALTA report series are based on this technique.

Be advised that these reports are prepared for entertainment purposes only, and any correlation between anything that may appear within any of our reports and the developing circumstances of your life or planetary environment is entirely within your own perception. Your mind is not under our control, and therefore not our responsibility.

Be advised that your subscription is taken as proof that you have read our warnings, and that you are explicitly agreeing to hold us harmless for anything that may ever happen to you which may or may not arise from reading the ALTA reports. Further, your subscription is an acknowledgement that you are desperate for bizarre entertainment and are purchasing this subscription to satisfy that urge.

Be advised that this subscription is expensive, both to produce and to purchase. DO NOT subscribe to this series unless the amount below is a trivality. You will likely *not* gain proportionate value from spending your resources on this report. Stated again for clarity: you will likely *NOT* get your money's worth from this report series.

Disclaimer of Responsibility and Statement of Ownership:

Be advised that it is not our responsibility if the words in our reports actually mirror developing circumstance. If universe provides substance to our fictions, that is not our doing, and we accept no responsibility for accuracy of any kind, success or failure.

Be advised that the Nutjob management of HalfPastHuman is solely, and entirely responsible for the ALTA reports and with the exception of the UrbanSurvival site, we allow no discretionary re-postings/republishing. From time to time, quotations are allowed on other sites under express written permission. Be advised that if you do not access it from this site, it is likely not our ALTA reports, but some very poor imitation.

ALTA 1008 Report Series Details:

This series begins data collection on December 5, 2007 and has a target date range of October 2008 for longer term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of December of 2008.

The immediacy target of this ALTA 1008 series is March/April of 2008.

The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 70+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.

Our first report segment was posted by December 31, 2007. This will be the introduction to the series which may include charts from recent ALTA series as a point of departure for the discussion. We anticipate that there will be at least 5/five dynamic parts to the series with postings extending over the 6 weeks following the posting of the Introduction.

To purchase the ALTA 1008 series for $300 US Dollars, use this link below:

ALTA 0708 (July 2008) Mid Summer

Incept Date: 10.15.2007 (data gathering starts)

Target Date: July 2008 through to October 2008

Part Zero: anticipated 10.31.2007

Notes from the Nutjob Management:

 

The ALTA report series 0708 is now closed for subscription. It is available here for purchase as a PDF.

ALTA 0708 Report Series Details:

This series begins data collection on October 15, 2007 and has a target date range of July 2008 for longer term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of September of 2008.

The immediacy target of this ALTA 0708 series is February/March of 2008.

The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 70+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.

To purchase the ALTA 0508 series for $300 US Dollars, use this link below: